LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to a space station to get some good rest, But, they ran out of peanut butter, so I had to protest, Then, they ran out of spaghetti,...

Dexter is no ordinary, house rat, He wears pantaloons,a and a pirate's straw hat, Dexter's in a band, plays base, Has a deep thinker...

Sammy had little, baby bedbugs maturing in his nose, All the neighbors would get bedbugs, upon a Sammy expose, Sammy spread bedbugs near and...

It's best to be not very bright, Or, you'll get calls all day and night, But, stupid brains they get to rest, Low expectations, ...