LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Ignorance is what I practice, every single day, Ignorance is my happy place, and that's the place I stay, For those who are smarty, I...

I went to the to The Two Bird Bar, Somebody keyed my new sporty car, When I came outside, I cried and I cried, The mean patrons went hardy, ...

The next door neighbors are out scrapping up roadkill  for dinner, Looks like they got a  possum, and possum meat is a winner, It seems they...

I went to the fair and won a beautiful prize, It was a paper dolly with deep purple eyes, I found a chicken feather, Bought a cap made of pl...

I wish up in Canada, they'd stop the smoking, So that people in Michigan, could stop choking, It just ain't at all fair, There's...

My neighbors went feral again,🐺🐅🐅🐶🐱🐘🐂🐗 They ate all my pigeons and kin,👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👧👨‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 They ate my sugar...