LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was a tiny twinkle in the little star, A twinkle, like the big headlamp on Ned's old car, Some call it a strobe light, A rave part...

Sleeping bears and snoring raccoons, Dream cool dreams, on hot afternoons, Then a walrus stops by, Bringing fish for a fry, After beer and B...

Monday morning I am soar, I am tired and could sleep some more, I was a weekend rowdy, My mind is still cloudy, I can't remember how to ...

Some weekends I lose my Saturday, like it's zero seconds long, Sometimes I go out Friday night, and things just go real wrong, It starts...