LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

For teeth, there was once was a tube of paste, It was never touched, and went to waste, Soon no one had teeth, They just gumed on their beef...

Jimmy got locked into flossing, and flossed his front teeth every day, Jimmy thought flossing was iconic, but he lost his teeth anyway, When...

I ate two onion bagels, and that was lunch, I washed them down with a sweet, raspberry punch, My teeth were full of ruts, On break I chewed ...

I found a well used, bristled toothbrush on the floor, I think the renters left it, who lived here before, "Finder's, Keeper's...

Jimmy gave Joe some breath mints, and insisted Joe should take them soon, Because werewolves were attracted to bad breath, and it was a full...