LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My weird brother-in-law, does not feel real, darn rosy, So, he piles into his pants pockets, some posey, He hasn't bathed in six weeks, ...

My silly pussy cat was really poky and slow, It took him 8 hours to find his litter box and go, Then he would fall asleep, On his litter box...

There once was a toilet named Mabel, She was setup at the kitchenette table, Now, your nostrils might rue, You could eat and go poo, While w...

I went to an upscale restaurant that served only soup, My soup had the smell and texture of a big bowl of poop, I really did not care, I had...

All the pretty lilacs bloomed a nice smell, They prettied up my small garden, as well, Cooked them into perfume, To spray in my bathroom, I ...

I need jelly in my belly when the snow comes tumbling down, I need jelly in my belly when the snow covers the ground, I need peanut butter t...