LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I got real stuck going through my bathroom, shower door, I eat too many starches, because I am so poor, I'm as wide as I am tall, And, I...

Our dear grandpa, rode the old horse to town, that had the severely, swayed back, We did not know what to tell the horse, after grandpa'...

My relatives eat just pasta and beans, Hence, in my family there aren't any leans, So when one sits on a chair, The weight it won...

Donny thought he was a macho man, Because he ate pasta from a can, Donny was six times the weight, Of any normal mate, Donny thought each ga...