LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

From an alien world the entity came, It crawled up Ed's nose to feed, oh shame, Then, from this alien scorn, Many babies were born, ...

Frank picked little red strawberries, and put them in his bowl, Before he set each berry down, Frank kissed them with his soul, The berries ...

Entities in Ed's brain ate every single brain cell, Ed then went to Congress so, for Ed things ended quite well, So, the entity sister...

An unknown entity ate into Ed's brain, Some say the entity's dinning made Edward insane, And, where Ed blows his nose, A baby ent...

I caught some photons on my nose, They burned real bad like no one knows, My sunscreen failed, The SPF bailed, Now I suffer with...

Frankie thought he was a charm, Then he snots upon his arm, The girls all say, "Frankie keep away, Your snot might do us harm."

Ten little minnows nibbled on my toes, I thought nothing of it until their number rose, When I went to swim to shore, There were a mil...

I washed my hair most every day, To try to keep the bugs away, But, they hid up my nose, Wouldn't budge with a hose, So, I got t...