LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

We have Thanksgiving, before we can celebrate our annual Ho Ho, Ho! Then we meet and  eat ma's half frozen turkey, until our guts feel w...

Deep, deep down in Lake Michigan water, where it is horribly, dark, I swam straight into the big, smelly belly, of a hammerhead, shark, In t...

My newest, best friend, Giggles Farley,  Many claimed, he liked to make parlay, But, he wouldn't speak, Wouldn't open his beak, He m...

My favorite word in a sentence was the noun, Now when I hear someone's noun, I just start to frown, I now only like verbs, They're l...

There once was a fool named April May, A first cousin to Monday Tuesday, They would together ice skate, Until they each found a mate, Two bo...

I once had a Boston terrier, He was a big rabies carrier, He foamed at the mouth, Took off, going south, I bought a collie, much hairier.  

Hickory was the wood in my clock, Pine was the boards on my dock, Known by everyone, My dock build was done, While a mouse chewed a hole in ...

I went to the zoo, and they tossed me into a cage, They signed me as a "Baboon", and that filled me with rage, Then they brought m...

Tiger, tiger don't eat my kite, Or I'll whoop you in a fight, Make sure your teeth are sharp and white, When they rip my flesh tonig...

Mini Ta Ta was an otter, She liked movies, like Harry Potter, She did magic tricks, With homemade toothpicks, She moved to Florida where it ...

This is a strawberry June, A world where normal is the buffoon Where truth dies on the spot, Between what is real and is not, Guess, I'l...