LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I bought four used tires for my Chevy pickup truck, My neighbor had a nail gun, so I was out of luck, The neighbor punctured each tire, Set ...

Sleeping bears and snoring raccoons, Dream cool dreams, on hot afternoons, Then a walrus stops by, Bringing fish for a fry, After beer and B...

My dear neighbor, has a herd of fat goats, He collects their poop in plastic, blue totes, He makes many a big buck, When his totes fill up a...

I went to the pirate's perch to see if I could get back my stuff, It's an apartment over a bar, where porch pirates drink and puff, ...

My neighbors drank some bad whisky, they made in a lead barrel, It affected their small minds, now they have all gone quite feral, They'...

My trailer park is being overrun by flying drones, The flying drones interfere with our functioning cell phones, Our TVs have gone hush, Our...

Some of my neighbors live in tree houses; not safe from the big bad cat, Some neighbors live in tunnels, with family members packed in like ...

My little scooter had a horn tooter, and a ding-dong bell, I'd ride my scooter behind someone, and my noise made them yell, My parents g...

It rained so very much, that mud went sliding on down the hill, Along with my shack, and dozens of dried bundles of dill, It was a disaster,...

Porch pirate Billy, sneaked up to my backdoor, He sneaked off with candy, laid on my porch floor, A rare chocolate from Spain, Quite hard to...

My neighbors are porch pirates, who wait until I'm sleeping, Then up to my door, they come a creeping, And when I confront an offender, ...

My neighbors went feral again,🐺🐅🐅🐶🐱🐘🐂🐗 They ate all my pigeons and kin,👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👧👨‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 They ate my sugar...