LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I ran out the door because I was not brave, When my bratwurst caught fire in my microwave, I blamed it on a mouse, Chewing wires in t...

A big hairy Bigfoot had entered my house, By the racket, I knew it wasn't a mouse, But when it shaved in the shower, And sang with su...

Nuclear bombs fell on my house, And everything died, even the mouse, I had nowhere to go, I just sat in my glow, Another glow-in-dark, becam...

I can't go to the store for an Easter ham, My main menu item is an expired canned yam, But, I will not morn,  I found a can of cre...

It was the night before Christmas and I just found my mouse, I had searched and I searched all over the house, I had e-mails to send, ...