LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I wish all moms on mom's day, Happy thoughts all the way, And, after each evening storm, To wake up warm, Like sunshine on the bay. ...

There was a grandma named Sue, She loved to dress-up in blue, Her hair was bright red, And, she was well fed, Sue was kind to all that s...

I am so lucky to have my ma and pa, They raised me on coffee and tobacco chaw, Although, my teeth were all black, And, my chaw spit caught m...

Oh great polar vortex that comes in May, That shuts down beach fun and ends spring play, The cold has had a long run, Why can't wi...

Mother's Day oh, Mother's Day, More than flowers for mothers in May, For all we conceive, And, all we achieve, We celebrate ...