LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Mama loves mushy oatmeal, while daddy likes dry cereal from a box, I like my ham and eggs and, night life sister drinks coffee for detox, It...

Chirpy, chirpy little birds, You wake me early with your chirpy words, I don't know what you say, Because you speak in that way, ...

I went to do an internet post, While in thought I burned my toast, It was my last slice of bread, That was not stale, moldy dead, My coffee ...