LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My chicken laid two little eggs that I fried up with some ham, The kids did not like breakfast; they wanted bacon flavored Spam, They had ce...

There were 35 dead flies on my sesame seed bun, I know, because I counted every wire-winged one, The many flies and stale bun had to go, The...

Denny had a chamber pot, made of porcelain as white as snow, Every place  that porcelain pot sat,  Denny was sure to go, When the bedroom ch...

There once was a little percolator, It made good hot coffee, about ten minutes later, It was understood, That the coffee was good, Unles...

I went to a cemetery to check out a stone, Where grand pappy was buried,with his skin and his bone, It took my eyes no guidance, To observe ...

With pots and pans, a dinner I'll make,  Desert will be a choc frosting cake, I'll then have a nightcap, Take a night nap, In the a....