LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I bought potato chips, but they were all mold I read that in 2012 they should have been sold, I went back to the store, But, the store...

I went swimming in a scum-pond, wearing shorts, My body got covered with black, squishy warts, I scissored them off, But developed a cough, ...

That tea just tasted so wrong, It wasn't brewed even that strong, Of course I knew it was old, When I scraped off the mold, It...