LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Ninety-nine minnows swam way out to sea, Then along came a shark, and then there were three, Out of those ninety-nine minnows, three swam ...

10 little rainbow trout, Swam around and about, They saw a big bass, Under the log pass, Now they're in his belly, and can't get out...

Ninety-nine minnows lived in the thick weeds, They liked the dense foliage for their safety needs, But, a swordfish named Rege, Cut down ...

I thought I'd go fishing so, I picked up some worms, I thought I'd catch keepers on my living bait terms, But, the big fish we...

Ten little minnows nibbled on my toes, I thought nothing of it until their number rose, When I went to swim to shore, There were a mil...

Minnow bucket full, Too many, no breath, tragedy, Error, no live bait.