LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Everyone loves my Christmas goat cheese, I bring some to work each year, as a smell tease, Sometimes it ain't right, And, empties bowels...

I find that dairy cheese tastes extremely, very good, Cheese tastes much, much better, than any kind of chewy wood, And, I'm a cruel ter...

Jim cut the cheese before every meal, To most of the family, Jim's cheese had no appeal, But he always made more,  Had an abundant store...

There was an inventor whose name was Larry, He invented a car that ran on dairy, Cheese, milk, and eggs too, Made his car cluck, cl...