LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My algebra answer, did not add up to x+y, I got scolded by the teacher, and I started to cry, She said I acted like babies, Then I nervous s...

My conversion brain, usually beguiles, But, I cannot convert meters to miles, Meters to feet, Quick done, complete, Seems, my brain's mi...

I have a superpower, called arithmetic, I can sum and subtract really quick, I use fingers and toes, For hard math problem foes, That's ...

Harry Hermit could do both divides and also times, Harry Hermit got confused, when he tried doing primes, His geometry proofs went slow, Abi...

I got a most unpleasant call from the bank,  My finances got torpedoed and sank, When my checks all bounced twice, I was penalized thrice...

Torty is a really simple pink pig, So simple he failed algebra, calc and then trig, So Torty quit school,  Bought a small plastic pool, And ...