LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Because my trumpet made an awful tone, I was forced to play the sousaphone, Because I ate too much starch, My body wouldn't march,  Now ...

I was marching down the road in a band, When the wind blew and I was covered with sand, It plugged the hole in my trombone, Which gave...

July second is finally at hand, Time to rehearse the July forth marching band, While the drums bang away, Tubas ompah all day, The trumpe...

There are not too many trumpets in my band, Because they played so bad most of the kids were banned, But, through some band parent/teach...