LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My granny use to be a very naughty, nasty, mean witch, She gave nice people lots of pimples, and made those pimples itch, She'd sell a c...

Cookie was Santa's favorite reindeer, She always had a joke, and was full of good cheer, And every year, She'd load the sled gear, A...

A witch turned me into a turtle, not nice, I did nothing to him, except the crab lice, But I'm not to blame, For his scratches of shame,...

I went to see witches to buy magic brew, Alas, they hit me on the head and threw me into their stew, It wasn't so bad, Between the potat...

My car is sprinkled all with rust, But, the kids all call it pixie-dust, Well, the engine is magic, If magic is tragic, And, getting som...