LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The crickets are still chirping, but the air has turned coughing cold, I'd take me an apartment, but those affordable are sold, I set up...

I fell toward the wood floor when I slipped, My shirt caught on a nail and it ripped, My landing was hard, It caught me off guard, So, the r...

The big bad wolf chased me across the football field, He wanted to catch, and eat me, but I wouldn't yield, I knew he would soon start t...

Jumbo couldn't find the toilet paper, so he went back to bed, He figured if a day starts nasty, the day was full of dread, At noon, Jumb...

I went to my Psychic, and her predictions were dire, Some dead guy told her that he would blowout a tire, One said he'd wait, Then seal ...

My fishing rig, A plastic worm on a jig, Caught a fish, Don't I wish, Super is a plastic worm and a cig.

I have a volcanic eruption in my yard,  It's burns my tomato plants, and fries my Swiss chard, Oh, oh, no, woe is me, I'm drinking l...

I went to do an internet post, While in thought I burned my toast, It was my last slice of bread, That was not stale, moldy dead, My coffee ...

Monday the 13th and I'm out of luck, No sleep so, my work day is in muck, I guzzled coffee and got wired, So much so, I got fired, And, ...

Larry was a high school hero, Who had an ego as big as Nero, He said he'd live off his good looks, And, never bother with th...

It is February the very first, It's cold, arse cold, maybe the worst, No car ride to the town, The darn car's broken down, And the w...