LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Jimmy was a very ugly baby, and no prettier as an adult, Jimmy went way out west, out to the frosty mountains, and joined some silly cult, J...

I intensified my looksmaxxing, and a great big beauty, I have become, I use to only look good, after channeling the great spirits, found in ...

If I were what I eat, I would be a big bow shaped noodle, That is the food I eat, and I share it with my toy poodle, I look like a big pimpl...

Why do so many suffer with a life of discourage? Because success is based on looks and peerage, If you are poor born, Looks, face should hav...

Poor old, teenager, Sad Zack, laid crying on his back, Crying over attractiveness, Zackery, did lack, When he talked to girls, He often had ...

No matter what poor Karen couldn't tan, So, she tried drawing one on with a crayon, She couldn't get the right hue, So, she just ...