LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

If I were what I eat, I would be a big bow shaped noodle, That is the food I eat, and I share it with my toy poodle, I look like a big pimpl...

Why do so many suffer with a life of discourage? Because success is based on looks and peerage, If you are poor born, Looks, face should hav...

Poor old, teenager, Sad Zack, laid crying on his back, Crying over attractiveness, Zackery, did lack, When he talked to girls, He often had ...

No matter what poor Karen couldn't tan, So, she tried drawing one on with a crayon, She couldn't get the right hue, So, she just ...