LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I pick up many of the biggest, toughest sticks, I pick up sticks under trees with bark hard like bricks, Big hard sticks make big hot fire, ...

I once owned a heifer, and her name was Jane, She liked eating cow grass, out on the great plain, She had, pretty, blond hair, Won a prize, ...

I grow some corn to feed my cows, along with alfalfa hay, I make sure to feed all of my cows, on each and every day, Once all my cows are fu...

Dominick had a really pretty milk cow, She made lots of milk for Dom's cat named, Meow, Meow shared her milk bowl, With her tom cat name...

Karen the mad cow, she always bites, Anyone she observes wearing tights, It's offensive to her, If you are not wearing fur, It's lik...

It got so dog gone cold, my pigs all froze, I sold them all before, the market close, Just a pound and a pee, Was the price they gave me, En...

Why are my pigs so skinny and so small? Everyone else's pigs are so fat and so tall, My pigs are food spoiled, With soft eggs all boi...

Bill liked his pork chops, he ate them sit times a day, Bill raised his own pigs, and saved money that way, One day Bill's heart, it sto...

I had a cow named Betty Goose, She became with calf every time she got loose, Of course the babies I'd steal, To make myself veal, Marin...