LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I shot off a rubber band, Where did the rubber band land? It struck my boss in his eye, That made my boss cry, Before the end of the day, I ...

My sister was always working her trig, While I ate Newtons made out of fig, I called her a bright girl, She called me a squirrel, She got a ...

They laid me off for the holiday, Said they might hire me back come next May, Why I was fired nobody would say, Of course, I call in sick ev...