LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

It had become extremely, full sunny, And my strawberry jam, became runny, I put nuts in the stew, Stirred the caloric brew, Adding cocoa Sli...

Tony's fish sandwich was all full of bones, They got stuck in his throat and gave Tony moans, Tony's next sandwich was jelly, Whi...

My toaster did not toast too well, It toasted mom's toast too toasty to jell, So, I spread peanut butter, Then, served it to mutter, ...

A werewolf ate my peanut butter; he licked it all out of my jar, Then, he asked me for my jelly and I told him be had gone too far, My littl...