LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I have a Doberman dog, I named, Atomic Richie, AR is laughed at because his hemorrhoids are itchy, Across the carpet he scoots, Amongst the ...

Randy lived way out in the sticks, He was covered with all kinds of ticks, He itched and he scratched, Till, his skin was detached, He g...

Rocko went swimming and got the parasites, Drilled into his skin when he turned out the lights, Boy did they bite, They gnawed in real tight...

A witch turned me into a turtle, not nice, I did nothing to him, except the crab lice, But I'm not to blame, For his scratches of shame,...