LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My banker informed me, I'm quickly going broke, it would seem, Nobody is investing, in my coins that are known as meme The coins display...

My  bestest friend Elysium, went to take a withdrawal from their bank, Elysium lost all of their money, because the bank was in the tank, Th...

My Uncle Lee has been acting very weirdo, strange, Ever since Uncle got that slight case of doggy mange, He also caught a pox,  While confin...

I'm investing money in those political memes, It's just like buying chocolates, full of sugar creams, You could taste, pickle sour, ...

I invested $15.00 in crypto this morning, by noon,  I was a millionaire, Mama told me I was crazy, and of crypto money, I had better beware,...

I invested in sugar markets, because I got a sweet deal, I bought sugar futures, because they have that upper classy feel, I could prance as...

I signed a purchase agreement, and bought a tiny, country lot, All it has for a bathroom is a deer blind, and a two quart pot, There is no p...

Fortunes are many but, my coins are few, I made some investment but, they were pee-ew, But, through financial decline, I still can make a...

Today my income taxes are all due, I can't pay them so, I guess I am through, For my savings expired, When my broker retired, He...