LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The big rain storm hit so hard that my boat went sinkin', My house collapsed down the hill, like the logs of Lincoln, It rained over 10 ...

My Spacecraft by L. Brandt My spacecraft ran into a star, Now, my spacecraft will not go, And, I did not pay my insurance bill, So, I...

The rainstorm made my roof leak and, it leaked a lot, The rain filled up every plastic bowl I had and, every cooking pot, So, the rain then ...

In the canal there was nothing but boats, All of them yellow like squeaky duck floats, But, on the day of the storm, The boats had a s...

Today I had a "clarity of mind," I realized that I was in a real bind, My taxes were due, My insurances too, And, no money cou...

Today I had a "clarity of mind," I realized that I was in a real bind, My taxes were due, My insurances too, And, no money cou...