LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I had a sweet, pretty chicken; the name was Bea, Bea thought it was real human, and it talked like me, I told Bea, "no, no, no", ...

The next door, family of cannibals, put me, and my family in jars, We were all set in front of a window, so at night, we can all watch the s...

The human face and head are shaped, so weird,😶 They're ugly, in the open, they get jeered,👎 An alien face,👍 One born in outer space,...

There is a little hominid, and he thinks I'm his Uncle Lee, I am clearly a spider monkey, a spider monkey, I be, I do not walk on two hi...

There was a man named Johnson, his favorite number was 666. Johnson was so very mean, he hugged his love with 2 sharp ice picks, One day Joh...

Churba is a little bird, and he makes a churbing sound, Whenever I hear churbing, I know that Churba, is around, Churba likes to eat cheddar...

The sun got so volcano-like, darn hot  Donny could not make any human, darn snot, Without the nose cleaner, His hay fever got meaner, The on...

I went out to pick some juicy pears, And, had to fight off sixteen bears, Then, a wolf pack gave me meany stares, I said, "come get me,...