LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Everyday, it is fried taters in the morning, and a fry pan in the big sink, Now, my sink is so full of fry pans, I can't maneuver a glas...

I gathered up my jumpy dog, and locked down my crumbling hovel, We walked down to the sandy beach, with my toy plastic pail and shovel, Buil...

My doggy ate my goldfish, and my doggy at a little shrew, My doggy ate my new tennis shoes, because that's what doggies do? My doggy is ...

Someone launched some flying, rocket fireworks, and holy...well, They flew threw my open window, and made a real nasty smell, Then came a fa...

I have a cute bunny rabbit that only eats real cheddar cheese, The bun barges into the fridge and takes it, never saying please, I am a tota...

A ceiling keeps me from getting totally wet, It keeps some snow out, so mommy don't get upset, Then there is dad, He is macho bad, If he...

I invited a ferret over for dinner, but he was not very nice, He was always chattering and chattering, and gave my youngest lice, And in my ...

I decided to sweep the floor, It had never been done before, But, the floor was so sticky, My broom got all ichy, So, I ruged the place from...

My Venus Fly Trap kills the flies, It even eats the little guys, It is so sad, I feel so bad, I cannot look them in the eyes.

I got a rash and an itch when I fell asleep on my rugs, It seems my rugs are all filled with big, biting bugs, They ate all my blood, my swe...

By my house on a hill was a tree, I cut the tree down but, I should have left the tree be, For, the tree held up the hill, My house made ...