LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My little tekki torch I left lit on my porch, The porch caught fire, Results were dire, Nothing survived the scorch. 2122

I ran out the door because I was not brave, When my bratwurst caught fire in my microwave, I blamed it on a mouse, Chewing wires in t...

I'm raking leaves and oh my back, My chest is feeling heart attack, There's too many trees around my old shack, But, if the leave...

Because of Covid  I could not turkey shop via, a roam,😷 So, I carved my Thanksgiving beast from Dow Styrofoam,🦃 It did not bake but, caugh...

My cable picture is pixeled, My dish picture's all haze,                 My antennae big booster,           Boosted my TV with a b...

I hung my own picture on the wall, It fell on my wood stove and that's not all, After my nighttime retire, My picture caught fire, N...