LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Showing posts with label house fire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label house fire. Show all posts
Monday, August 25, 2025

MY LITTLE TEKKI TORCH

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My little tekki torch I left lit on my porch, The porch caught fire, Results were dire, Nothing survived the scorch. 2122
Thursday, December 1, 2022

THE GREAT BRATWURST FIRE

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I ran out the door because I was not brave, When my bratwurst caught fire in my microwave, I blamed it on a mouse, Chewing wires in t...
Sunday, November 14, 2021

MY BACK, OLD SHACK AND LEAVES

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I'm raking leaves and oh my back, My chest is feeling heart attack, There's too many trees around my old shack, But, if the leave...
Monday, November 23, 2020

I CARVED THE TURKEY

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Because of Covid  I could not turkey shop via, a roam,😷 So, I carved my Thanksgiving beast from Dow Styrofoam,🦃 It did not bake but, caugh...
Thursday, September 8, 2016

GETTING A CLEAR TV SIGNAL

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My cable picture is pixeled, My dish picture's all haze,                 My antennae big booster,           Boosted my TV with a b...
Monday, June 27, 2016

THE PRICE OF VANITY (A LIMERICK)

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I hung my own picture on the wall, It fell on my wood stove and that's not all, After my nighttime retire, My picture caught fire, N...
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