LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was a boogeyman who hung around a boogey-bog, He had a big boogey-cat, and a little boogey-dog, He drank boogey-beer, He ate boogey-de...

The vampire was in his coffin, and it was sitting by the great sea, The coffin was hidden by some bushes, and guarded by a bumblebee, When d...

I have noticed that local snakes, and our creepy lizards are bigger in size, Their growth awakens an ancient prejudice; a wish for reptilian...

The spirit legend says, Banjo Bob And The Darlenes, still perform, In Marquette, Michigan, during every deadly, cold, snow storm, They'r...

The grocery prices are so high; it is bad, not good, Neighbors are now cannibals; it is not safe in my hood, The bugs under my door, Are my ...

I went out to dig a body ditch, also known as a grave, Down to the body box of Dear Henry, a bro and a knave, Bro Henry, in life, Stole Sara...

Vivian, the immortal vampire, who lives next door, Used his fangs, drank my blood, now my neck has a big, fang, sore, I stabbed him with a s...

We're launching our great spacecraft, out to claim planets of the nearest stars, I'm working with a new AI co-pilot, his name is, ...

Icky, Vicky the spider, sat in her spiderweb with her face all in a pout, She had not had any juicy flies to eat; she just sat there drinkin...

My granddad was born in 1795, I do not know how, but granddad is still alive, He only comes out at night, Disappears by first daylight, They...

The Corn Moon rises up into the September sky, Forest monsters are dancing, and weird pumpkins, they fly, The great pigs we baste and roast,...

There was a werewolf waiting up in an oak tree, He was waiting there for hours, just for me, He jumped down on my head, Made me feel half de...

There was a goblin in my shower, He was nine feet tall, that goblin tower, He was all teeth and scales, So, I made screams and wails, ...

I have a thriving business, that sucks out your stinky, septic tank, The sewage is for me, an investment in my money market, bank, One day, ...

A dragon walked into the Sand Beach Summer Park, He chewed on the visitors, until it got dark, As the last person got chewed, The dragon did...

It was mid-July, and the horizon star drowned, and bugs came out to deep bite, They started biting my toes, and ended in my hair; that is my...

Friday The Thirteenth, is every time,  such a big hassle, Everyone is fear filled, so they hold down in their castle, But, the creature with...

The next door, family of cannibals, put me, and my family in jars, We were all set in front of a window, so at night, we can all watch the s...

I did my daily doomscrolling after midnight, The spirits squeezed up to my body, really tight, On all the channels I could see, Videos stric...

My doctor told me I was a werewolf, and there is nothing he can do, Forever, I'll be howling at the moon, whenever it is full or new, I ...