LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I decided to paint a small picture, over my Christmas college break, I painted various sized oak, maple and pine trees, surrounding a lake, ...

There was a constant blogger, who blogged about preparing his every meal, He thought if he blogged his meal details, he'd receive lots o...

The auto grammar fixes, and spelling checkers of sentences and words, Make my writings completely abysmal, for the fixes come out as turds, ...

There once was an iconic, little blogger who could, He often made videos about carving craft wood, Then he'd slice up some ham, And fry ...

Mr. Ferguson had a novel hobby, He carved little ducks out of dry corn cobby, Selling all but one of his carved ducks Ferg made over one mil...

I was a limericks writer, paid in rubles, plus it was a hob, Now Artificial intelligence, has taken away my job, I pick up bottles in ditche...

My homemade wine was doing fine, until the little flies came calling, The little flies contaminated my wine, and then I couldn't stop ba...