LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I climbed a massive mountain up to where the air is way, too thin, I made it to the top, which I considered a heroic win, Then my breathing ...

I love to go a pondering, when I am full of wrath, Sometimes I go a wandering, down a muddy path, Sometimes I climb a steep hill, Or, A moun...

I went to the woods to find animal skulls, for props on Trick Or Treat, I forgot the woods  has lots of coyote, and bones they like to eat, ...

The bears are hungry and out eating again, Best be good and not mess with the abominable sin, Some bears live in cabins, some live in deep t...

Ben walked in the woods, overheated and froze, He had ticks on his skin, and bugs up his nose, He was very itchy, Smelled of pine pitchy, Wh...

I fell in a hole on top of a bear,  He was hibernating, so I didn't scare, But here's the thing, I took a nap until spring, And woke...

I thought I'd give my friend some teaches, As we walked along the beaches, We found fossil stones, Some carp fish bones, Alas, between o...