LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

A tiger was climbing way, way up high in a tall tree, He was after a sparrow, but that bird flew off to sea, When the giant tiger found, He ...

I was once an advanced AI bot, Someone's nose blew, and I got all snot, I became confused, Then I was unused, My intellect was just left...

Benny brought home to his wife some cheap crabs, The crabs were just little dribbles and dabs, They came in a can, Fried up well with Spam, ...

I do all math using my fingers and toes, So twenty is the biggest number I knows, But the landlord wants more, Than just one single score, O...

It's the day after Halloween, And, I am feeling so unclean, I ate so much candy, I split my spleen, The sugar high made me mean,  I yell...