LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Sharp as a pencil that I was, I'm a real hard worker with all I does, But, I ain't been hired so what's the buzz? I got no...

Daryl rubbed alcohol into a raw cut, and boy, did Daryl scream, The only way to calm him down, was a dish of chocolate ice cream, Daryl was ...

I went to my senior yearbook but, that was a bust, All of the pages had turned into dust, Of course it might be a win, For I never fit ...