LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My Uncle Lee has been acting very weirdo, strange, Ever since Uncle got that slight case of doggy mange, He also caught a pox,  While confin...

I tried wearing a real long, silvery beard, It was shiny and looked unnatural, weird, It made me cough, I cut it off, I cut my finger, and m...

Billy wears a pompadour wig, upon his big bald head, It's his favorite wig to wear, and its died a red, red, His hair is real poofy, His...

I washed my hair most every day, To try to keep the bugs away, But, they hid up my nose, Wouldn't budge with a hose, So, I got t...