LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Jon took his two favorite fingers, and stuck them deep in the pie, Someone caught him committing the crime, with their big green watery eye,...

I have a hobby, So I went to a Lobby, The store clerks were snobby At the checkout, I got robby, I became very sobby, They called in a bobby...

I can't go to the store for an Easter ham, My main menu item is an expired canned yam, But, I will not morn,  I found a can of cre...