LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

This bold man, he had a son, He had two, but away the other run, With a big black Cadillac, decked out in golden chrome, This bold man, from...

Mabel is an influencer, but she can only influence pie, She'll influence the crust to be flaky, but then it is way too dry, Mabel got a ...

Jimmy had big bugs land all over his face, They ate off his pimples, and now he looks ace, Jimmy is now brat, That's where he is at, He ...

Those little elves have been spying for Santa Claus, I haven't been good, so this years presents might pause, I think it wise, Not to ap...

I went down to The Chicken Freak to get me some dip and chicken, I caught them preparing their secret dip, that included a spell of Wiccan, ...

There once was a wizard who's wood stove burned wood, When the fire burned brightly the wizard was good, But, when the wood smoldered ...