LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Benny bought cheap glasses, and could barely see, He used a soccer ball, when he went golfing with me, The ball didn't travel far, But i...

I played golf and I ran out of green, 7 holes left but, no money machine, They'll be no caddy tip, My beer tab I must skip, I must sneak...

I was bit by a poisonous bee, I saw the doctor in the next door county, The bee bit me on the nose, The doc chopped off my toes, He ...