LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

We're launching our great spacecraft, out to claim planets of the nearest stars, I'm working with a new AI co-pilot, his name is, ...

All the people of planet earth, have been replaced by human-like, droids,, Droids are so much better than people, who were just talking hemo...

My family, all died on me, and left me completely alone, They all got cremated, and I was left with just their ash and bone, I took them dow...

I dreamt I was a future, space cowboy, and my name was Ding Dong, I flew across a prairie of stars, with my guitar and a song, I had 12 live...

My small, quiet home was attacked by aerial drones today, I believe the drone soldiers came from somewhere far, far away, So many drones did...

Psychic Mystic Merkel tells the true About the future of me and you, Your mom and dad,  They hate me bad, If we breakup, it'll be a booh...

My body was made in April, and my big brain was made in May, I am an AI coffee pot, and a coffee pot I will stay, I wanted to be a regular b...

The authorities insisted I was insane, They insisted, and put a chip into my brain, The chip made me much less smart, I push a grocery cart,...

Cyrus The Psychic has psychic juices that flow, Down from his sinus, and out the nose it do go, His predictions come true, Thanks to his bra...

Cyrus The Psychic found a jewel, a rarity, When he dripped snot on it, Cyrus found psychic clarity, The drippings from his brain, Predicted ...

The solar eclipse is coming; the goose pooped in my hat, And, I was rejected by every single college frat, I think I will drop out of school...

I guess zombies are good at coding, at least that's what everybody says, I didn't think zombies did much, but eat brains and snack o...

I went to my Psychic, and her predictions were dire, Some dead guy told her that he would blowout a tire, One said he'd wait, Then seal ...

Because I have been a very bad boy, My psychic predicts, no afterlife joy, Mildew, fungi and molds, My afterlife unfolds, Just like how they...

On the Eve of New Year's, I went beddybye, It was long before midnight so, I missed the old year die, But it was year of bad dealings, S...

At the stroke of midnight we were done,🔔 Into the past sank 2021,🎶🎶🎤 Now to struggle through,🍻🍺🍸🍸🍷🍺🍸🍸🍷🍷 The New Year, 2022,🌄 ...

My time machine will machine no more, So, I can't the future or the past explore, I am stuck in the present, Like a time trave...

There's a great big rock that comes for us, But, We cannot jump off our satellite bus, Our forward road is so clear, Our future...