LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

All my pretty feet, are turning a real dark green, Maybe there's a problem, with my flip, flopping spleen, Is green a sign of foot woe? ...

I went swimming in a scum-pond, wearing shorts, My body got covered with black, squishy warts, I scissored them off, But developed a cough, ...

Todd had mushrooms growing on his ceiling, Todd's mother asked what was Todd dealing, She thought the mushrooms were worth stealing, She...

What flavor is the mushroom? Methinks the mushroom flavor bold, What value is the flavor? For morals it's sterling and gold, Mo...

Jim's homemade pizza didn't taste so good, It tasted like fungus on wet firewood, It was outhouse-like smelly, And, made sharp pa...