LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to Midland Michigan to buy me a pig, A pig that would work hard, using his pig snout to dig, I wanted truffles to eat, Trained pigs c...

There were three minstrel mushrooms, who came from outer space,14 They played some old classical tunes, they learned in ancient Thrace,14 Th...

Gary found a giant brown mushroom, sitting in a winged chair, Gary figured the mushroom spore came from someone's underwear, Gary loved ...

I held a mushroom near my face, and he bit me on the cheek, I decided that a mushroom with teeth, was a nature freak, But as he chewed on my...

Todd had mushrooms growing on his ceiling, Todd's mother asked what was Todd dealing, She thought the mushrooms were worth stealing, She...

Eric liked to walk in the ditch, But the ditch-water made Eric's feet itch, And, in between Eric's toes, Where the stink-mushroom...

The wind has blown away the leaves and trash, That hid from all my mushroom stash, The seeds have now dropped, So, I'll pick the m...