LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I knew my old woodstove would need fuel, if I were to survive, So I stole fuel from the nuke plant where I work, some uranium--235, As I was...

Billy had turtle feet, He couldn't dance to a beat, German opera he could sing, A falsetto voice, he'd make ring, Provided Billy had...

There was an inventor whose name was Larry, He invented a car that ran on dairy, Cheese, milk, and eggs too, Made his car cluck, cl...