LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My pie safe was filled up with pies, And, the pies were covered with flies, Although my deserts looked like doom, Guests filled my dining...

I eat so many chippers and kippers, I'm growing roots and a nice set of flippers, Chips and kips is all I eat, Never touch red/white mea...

Ode to the flavor called cheddar cheese, For it is the flavor that aims to please, Whether it's on top of french fries, Or, hot apple...

For Turkey Day I ate canned pig, With a bottle of port and a menthol cig, And, the big surprise, I found some old French fries, They were in...