LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

July second is finally at hand, Time to rehearse the July forth marching band, While the drums bang away, Tubas ompah all day, The trumpe...

Authorities won't let me have fireworks, because last year I burned down a house, This year I can only have sparklers, when supervised b...

I spent lot's of money for a cookout outside, I chose the Forth for showing national pride, I relied on the weather prediction, But i...

My fireworks went-off on the forth of July, But, it was inside the car and made my mom cry, No one was hurt, But, mom was real curt...