LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I needed my pot fixed, so I could have some stew with my port,15 So, I went to see the great tinker; he was my dead, last resort,16 Tinker p...

My robot's name is Ned, He's a help unless his battery goes dead, He is average at checkers, But, makes turkey-club double-...

My carving knife is too dull to cut cheese, My steak knife won't cut steak or green peas, My sharpener is on the fritz, It is broken ...