LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to the market and bought me some trout, I didn't cook it enough and had a belly-ache bout, I will never, ever eat fish, Even, ...

I deemed my beer nuts to be faulty, They were not sweet but were salty, My nuts in the bag, Had a misleading tag, So my snack time I put on ...

I shucked a peanut and no nut was there, It was a great disappointment that I could not bare, So, I shucked another, It had no nut like i...