LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Regarding tuna fish, I was it's biggest fan, Until yesterday, when I opened up a can, It was just fins and bones, And scales of all tone...

I complained about a worm in my soup, It squirmed around in a loop, It was not spaghetti, And, I don't think I'm petty, For, at ...

My rice pudding was all pudding free, For only the rice was affordable to me, But, maybe next year, I'll spend far less on beer, ...

Mark was becoming a big fellow, So, he decided to diet on jell-o, But, too much water in the goop, Just made fruity soup, Some Bourbon in th...