LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My Venus Fly Trap kills the flies, It even eats the little guys, It is so sad, I feel so bad, I cannot look them in the eyes.

My homemade wine was doing fine, until the little flies came calling, The little flies contaminated my wine, and then I couldn't stop ba...

It's 2015 and the last day of July, I'm mad at the world because I can't kill this fly, He out flies my flyswatter, So, my an...