LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My grocery cart was full of real cinnamon, thin sticks, Used for flavoring cocoa, and occasional, tongue licks, What is the big deal? With p...

There was an Anglo-Saxon, sitting in my willow tree, He was nibbling on a crumpet, and sipping on some tea, I asked him if his crumpet taste...

I tried making beer out of mayonnaise, But it didn't make it past the taste testing phase, My old uncle, Duke, He started to puke, The n...